Bidet Toilet Sprayer

The Bidet Toilet Sprayer; the best invention since the toilet? Maybe so. It’s hard for me to remember the very first time I actually used one, much like the first time I used a microwave. Now it’s almost impossible for me to consider life without either. For me it’s become that integral a part of my life, and that important.

We are raised with toilet paper and we sit there, (sometimes for quite a while!) pondering lives mysteries I’m sure we've all thought how terrible it would be if we had been born in a time without toilet paper. What did they use 300 years ago? Whatever it was we know we are much better off! But are we as well off as we could be, should be? The answer is simply No, we are no. Because we had this marvelous invention and the best plumbing in the world no one tried to come up with something better. Oh the French did invent the bidet but who wants to buy what amounts to essentially two toilets, how many bathrooms have the space and who wants to get up and move every time?!  Bidets look good but in practical application not so great.

Enter the Bidet Toilet Sprayer. Much like a shower is the preferred way to clean your body the Hand Held Bidet Toilet Sprayer is the most efficient and effective way to clean your tush. I can say this because I know, from years of personal experience. I've heard all the objections: “doesn’t it spray poop everywhere?” “doesn’t it use more water?” “how to I hold it, from the front or the back, it seems awkward”. PaLeeease! The first time you got on a bike did it feel natural or did you fall off? Same concept, you just have to try it but the learning curve is 1000 times faster = once or twice and you’re good to go…..literally. Have children in the house and afraid they’ll make a mess? Start with one in your bathroom first. Millions of Thai Children use these everyday with no problem, I’m pretty sure your children can manage it too!

I often tell people that with a Bidet Toilet Sprayer you really don’t need toilet paper anymore and this gets a few people very upset. They cling to their toilet paper just like the toilet paper cling-ons to them! But hey, I’m not saying you should give up your toilet paper, you’ll just need allot less of it to wipe away a few drops of water instead of you know what. And if you live alone or with one other person only, OR have a master bathroom it’s allot easier to wipe (dry) with a small towel instead of toilet paper. You wouldn't dry your hands after washing with toilet paper would you?

In conclusion the Bidet Toilet Sprayer is the latest and greatest bathroom gadget that everyone should have. It’s cleaner, it’s greener, and it saves money. It won’t make the bed but it does take out the trash, in a manner of speaking. “Don’t Say It, Spray It” because a "Sprayed Behind is a Clean Behind”.